Bollocks.

It is supposed to be in the 80s next week for my birthday. That is some major crap. I HATE heat. I mean really hate it. 75 is fine. If there's shade. I don't enjoy sun at all. I am ridiculously pale and burn very quickly. Anything over 78 is just uncalled for. LAME. Fortunately I think most of my fun birthday festivities will be taking place in the evening.